Bush hides the moon from the middle class!

Well, he's done it again. This administration, in another colossal blunder, has taken its eye off the ball ... er, moon. The incompetent George W. Bush has shown once again that he is not on the side of working families, as he recklessly allowed clouds to be moved in front of the moon, blocking the lunar eclipse from 84% of Americans.

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that lunar eclipses are for ALL Americans, not just Bush's wealthy friends. When I'm president, I will not take my eye off of the clouds for a second. I saw clouds in Vietnam. John F. Kennedy and FDR saw clouds. Mary Cheney the Lesbian can see clouds. But THIS ADMINISTRATION, ladies and gentlemen, has its head in the clouds.

P.S. -- I got me a huntin' license.

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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to see a speech like this from Frankenkerry. He just sounds more and more ridiculous by the day!