Selective Deletion

I wish that I could selectively delete information from my brain. As I was cleaning some clutter from my hard drive, I thought how nice it would be if we had a "temporary" file in our brain that we could just dump into the Recycle Bin at will. I just think about all the things that I am unable to remember, probably because valuable brain space (I may know the scientific term for that one of these days) is being occupied by the fact that Jack Osbourne loves him some Mary Kate Olsen, the lyrics to "I Love You Period" by Dan Baird, Val Kilmer's birthday, and various lines from Look Who's Talking.

I linked to olsen-twins.org up there. I think a small part of me just died.