Woo hoo, a party!

Heeeeeeeee. From The Rinse Cycle:

You are Invited!!!!!

Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for Senator Kerry, there will be a small soiree (pity party) for those who have already bought their attire.

The night's entertainment will be provided by the DIXIE CHICKS & Bruce Springsteen.

Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins.

We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our Master of Ceremonies!!! Yay!!!!

Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!!

Whats this? A Free Screening of Fahrenheit 911! Thank you Michael Moore.

Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book, "I Open My Mouth ... and Stupid Falls Out" (BWAH. That's my favorite!)

P Diddy will not be in attendance, he is still trying to get the vote out. If you see him tell him that he was not "disenfranchised" from this event. He can come home now.

Barbara Streisand is preparing for her next role and will not be here (boohoo!) She will be starring as Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story of "Shoveit".

Just in ... grapes will be provided by the Heinz Corporation. Sorry, only SOUR available.

The Reverend Jesse Jackson will be cooking on the BBQ and John Kerry will be flippin the burgers -- something he has proven to be very good at. Lots of ketchup, folks! The White House has donated thousands of bottles, along with relish, mustard, and all the pickles too. When asked why the generosity, the spokesman for the Bush Household told us, "We have switched to Del Monte, thank you very much."

Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his new television show, "Fahrenheit 11-2-04: How'd the GOP Do That?"

Hope to see you all there! There's not much else going on.

HILLARY