Decorating roadkill

I was talking to Scott's family on Christmas Eve, and his brother said that he had recently seen a dead deer beside the road. That is a regular occurrence in this area, but someone had put a flashing red nose on this one. Bwahahaha. See, not all West Virginians scrape roadkill up and put it on the George Foreman -- some people decorate it instead.

Also, what am I doing up so early? I went to sleep around 2:00 and then was wide awake at 4:00. Bleargh, I hate that! David Oreck the Friendly Grandfatherish-Looking Man will sell me his air purifier yet.