I have several random thoughts this evening with no logical way to link them together. Just so you know up front.

I don't like those soap dispensers that look like snowman. Due to the fact that I'm slightly weird, I think that I would feel like I was washing my hands with liquified snowman brains. And that's something that I don't do (as a general rule.)

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I wish that trailer for White Noise would go away. Forever.

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Those Glad ForceFlex bags are a good invention, aren't they? I saw a commercial for them, and it is spot on -- every time I throw away an elephant, the bag breaks and then I end up with cat food and corn kernels everywhere. Finally they've invented a bag that will allow me to dispose of my elephants with no mess. Genius!

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I'm working on the post that I mentioned Thursday -- a heartwarming tale about A Guy and His Porn. Maybe it will amuse someone.

The End.