No cults, please.

Listening to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity on talk radio from 12-6 every day, I hear certain commercials eighteen million times. CortiSlim, that sleep number mattress, Theragesic, Ruth's Chris steakhouse, LiveLob.com, and eHarmony.

Now, I'm sure that Dr. Neil Clark Warren from eHarmony is a perfectly nice guy. But there's something about him that creeps me the heck out. When he starts with his, "There's a reason these two soulmates found each other!" it just makes me cringe. I can't help it. Maybe it's because I feel like he's asking me to join a cult, especially when he encourages everybody to go to eHarmony and create that personality profile that compares 29 different dimensions of compatibility. I always expect "and then we'll find you a soulmate" to be followed by, "and then, you'll all shave your left eyebrow and we'll dance around in chartreuse muumuus."

No thank you.