No "Clay Aiken Waldo" for you!

I'm sorry if I sound like the Smut Nazi, but I have to say something.

Dear person(s) who keep(s) visiting this blog as a result of Google, Yahoo, MSN, and Dogpile searches for "clay aiken waldo":

You're wasting your time, because I don't have any of that. We're all sold out here. Also, you're kind of creeping me out just a tad. So please go away. You could try The Clackhouse, perhaps. They have creepy banners and disturbing taglines like this:

So, they might be able to help you out. Good luck.

Yes, that says "interpenetration". No, I don't know what that is, and no, I don't think I want to know, especially in the context of Clay Aiken. Ack.