Because I love y'all so much, I must share my pain with you. I recently discovered a great blog, Insane Troll Logic, which is hilarious and also well-written. (I was all set to make a Travelocity joke, too, and then I realized that it's "troll" and not "gnome" and while they're both short and unusual little creatures, the two terms are not interchangeable. The difference is that trolls live under bridges, while gnomes spread outrageous lies about jellyfish. Drat.)

Anyway, she posted a link to an INDC article (to be fair, she also posted a negative description and this picture of Homer Simpson, which should have warned me.)

Oh the horror; WHY?????; please, I just ate; bleeeecchhh; and all other expressions that mean "Ewww!"

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (I was going to use "Knockin' us out with her American thighs" as a link, but I thought the milkshake line was more appropriate.)

When I saw this yesterday while I was taking a break, I was really glad I work in a laboratory. I can usually find some 10M hydrochloric acid around somewhere that I can use to rinse my brain, and some bleach for eyeball-soaking. Ew, ew, ew.