Blogging clogging.

I have a clogging performance tonight - yeeeeeeeehaw! It's a Jamboree held about ten times a year at this beautiful old theater, and it's a hoot. By the way, clogging is kind of like Riverdance and square dancing crashed into each other, in case you didn't know.

In the event that you're really, really bored, I put a couple of old performances on my server. So don't say that I've never entertained you - unless, of course, I've never entertained you.

Right-click, "save as", and don't make fun of my floufy dress or my braids. If you do, I'll have to kill you and make it look like an accident. Yes, those are pansies on my dress. No, I didn't pick them - our director picked that fabric, I think the evil pansies hypnotized her somehow.

At the Hop - This is a couple routine, about 25MB. Watch my partner (I'm the one with the braids) because he is an awesome dancer. I think he has about 10 extra joints in his legs, because "they flail about as if independent from his body!" (tm Chandler)

Sin Wagon - A line dance to a song by the Dixie Chicks. I'm not wild about some of the lyrics, but it's a fast routine and I love it. Again, watch the guy to my right. (~37MB)

Oh, and the file may say something about the WV Pumpkin Festival. That's an outrageous lie - it was a county fair. You can tell the difference because at the fair, everyone appears to be wearing Eau de Pig Toilette.