I woke up just in time for American Idol - I am usually pretty bored with this stage of the competition, and this season is no exception. There is just too much "meh" left. I had a handful of thoughts about tonight and last night's performances:
- Is that Rob or Fab?
- I hope Janay Castine's post-performance appointment with a firing squad went well - or, I hope her Parkinson's clears up.
- Nadia Turner's hair is GINORMOUS. It's like Corey Clark, except without the spin and the refreshing upper register. And the sweat towel.
- Why can't parents just give their kids normal names? I can't remember most of these kids' names because they're like random constantants thrown together.
- Aloha is going to be like Jasmine with the flower, isn't she?
- I think I would like Constantine better if he had more of a chin. I'm not sure why. But when I was watching him, I was thinking, "Where's the rest of his chin?" He can have some of mine - I have enough chin for at least 2 1/2 people.
- This guy should never be in a group of people referred to as "The Dog/Dawg Pound".

I mean, not ever. Actually, it's probably better if I say that no group of people should ever be referred to as "The Dog/Dawg Pound." I mean, not ever. Well, it may be okay if it's 1991.
- I would give my predictions on who is going home (by the way, ezPRoCers, is the Goldie Nugget running again this season?) but I've forgotten most of the guys already (except for RobOrFab, NotEnoughChinstantine, Quasi-Clay Aiken up there, and Bo "only 15 years too late for Firehouse" Bice. As for the girls, I think Janay and Amanda Avila will be gone tomorrow.








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