Last night, I visited a post of mine from back in December (Games, stinkbombs and fake languages) so I could send a link to a friend who was at the event that I was describing in the post. Anyway, a curious Google ad showed up on my little ad banner up yonder:

"T-shirts so funny, makes me wanna slap your momma"? Whazzat mean? I would have clicked on it so that I could see such a T-shirt, however, when I signed up for Google's AdSense, I had to agree to certain terms. Apparently, I now have a Google goon (a goongle?) watching over my shoulder 24/7, and if I click on one of my own links, he'll crash through my window, give me a stupid haircut, poke out one of my eyes and then cut off my thumbs. Or something like that. Because Google doesn't want to pay me 3 cents unless I deserve it. And I didn't want to see a momma-slap-inspiring T-shirt THAT badly.