Ack. I just discovered that my link in yonder sidebar for Blame Bush doesn't point to Liberal Larry's hilarious blog about how Bush is to blame for everything (did you know he killed Saddam's judge?) Instead, it points to an actual "Bush is an evil devil monkey and won't stop until he causes the universe to implode" rant. Well, that's no good. Now I've fixed it to point to http://blamebush.typepad.com, and everyone should go visit to make up for my inadvertant moonbat supportage. Ooops.

Here's an example of the great satire, from March 1st:

When I first read today's horrifying headline "SUPREME COURT BANS DEATH PENALTY FOR YOUTHS!" I nearly plotzed.

"OMIGODDESS! BUSH HAS DONE IT!" I screamed at my confused cat. "THAT FASCIST SHRUB HAS OVERTURNED ROE V. WADE!"

But after reading further, I breathed a deep sigh of relief. Thankfully, the court ruling only applies to youths who have committed horrible, ghastly crimes - usually through no fault of their own. Womyn can still purge their bodies of intestinal parasites without the Ashcroft Gestapo hauling them off to Gitmo.

For now, anyway.

As with the Terri Schiavo case, this may just be another Bush plot to slowly chip away at a Woman's Right to Choose. Now that his conservative-packed Supreme Court has ruled that executing teenagers is "cruel and usual punishment", it'll be all to easy for them to slowly lower the bar. Today, it's teenagers. Tomorrow they'll be insisting it's "cruel and unusual" to slowly drown your five kids in a bathtub - rather than merely a symptom of post-partum depression. Then before you know it, we'll be right back in the dark ages of the 1950's when abortion wasn't lauded as a noble feminist statement against male hegemony.

I adore that guy.

Also, what on earth kind of craziness is this? "Easter Bunny" is too religious (actually, when they say "religious" they mean "Christian") and intolerant! The giant hare that parents force their crying, horrified children to be photographed with should be referred to as the Non-Specific Rabbit, or No Bunny in Particular, to avoid spewing such evil hate speech as "Easter Bunny". Good grief.