Look at my new template! Looooook at it! Loooooook! Isn't it bee-you-ti-ful and springy? I did it all by myself, too. Armed with my SitePoint CSS tutorials, I was bragging all over the place to Mia about my very own CSS and my very own graphics and such, and then, suddenly remembering her graduate degree in computers, I stopped mid-brag and felt like a giant doofus. It was as if she had excitedly sent me an IM* that went something like this: "Kiiiiiim! I just figured out what a cell is! And how it has a nucleus and everything! Well, unless it's one of those single-celled deals that make people barf and ooze and sneeze and stuff. And I think, sometimes, the cells, they split in two!"

*Rereading this post, I read that as "intramuscular injection". And that isn't right at all, considering Mia hardly ever sends me those. I need sleep.

Any thoughts, though? Does this look like a pastel version of someone's rear end? Is it crap? Is it uglier than Mischa Barton's unfortunate outfit, that time she was dressed by a blind chimpanzee with a personal vendetta against her? Let's have it, I can take it.