Now see, that is exactly why I can't watch 24 until I buy the entire season on DVD. What do you mean I have to wait until next week to see what happens? What is going to happen??? Whaaaaaat?????

Also, I still think Tony's face is crooked. Sorry Mia.

Also, was that Eric Stoltz?

Also, am I ever going to stop being dizzy? Ever? Or am I destined to feel like I'm spinning forever and ever? A new development with my dizziness is a taste in my mouth that makes me think I've eaten metallic cotton balls, but I'm pretty sure I'd recall doing something like that. I think I'll finally have to break down and call my doctor tomorrow.

Also, why can't I find an edited mp3 of Liz Phair's Why Can't I? Heh, lookit that sentence there. I said "why can't I" twice. The queries I have been using end up entertaining me - "why can't I clean", "why can't I edit", that type of thing. I like the song but there's a particular word in it that isn't necessary.

Also, look! It's Justin Timberlake dressed as a giant omelette! And he dances! With freakishly large poufy hands! The mpeg file is about 45MB - right-click and "save as" - please don't stream the video off of my server or I'll have to kill you and make it look like an accident. But since I'm spinning wildly, I'll probably blindly swing at an object about a foot away from your head. And then I'll probably fall down. So you're not in any real danger, but right-click and "save as" anyway.

Bring it on in to Omeletteville-ah!

UPDATE (May 19, 2005)
I removed the file, because I'm running out of bandwidth. :-) I'll put it back up around the beginning of June, when my bandwidth starts anew. :-) I could afford to host more files if y'all would refrain from ignoring my shameless begging section in yonder sidebar. :-)

UPDATE (June 17, 2005)
File is back. :-)

UPDATE (July 21, 2005) - File is removed again - my bandwidth is getting too close to the limit! I'll put it back near the beginning of August.

UPDATE (August 7, 2005)
File is back. :-)

UPDATE (December 1, 2005)
I've added a larger version of the file, for those of you on a high-speed connection that need to see the Justin omelet in better quality - it's here. The larger version is 112MB.