10 Reasons Evil Glenn May Wish to Sacrifice His Debbie Gibson Albums for 10 Minutes on the Phone With Me

Look! One of the Glenns over at It's a Pundit is talking about me again. I want to quote Julia Roberts and be all, "Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" but I'm afraid if I do that, I'll accidentally name my children Hazel and Phinneus (seriously, WHY?) Anyway, The Evil Glenn says:

I'd trade all my Debbie Gibson albums for ten minutes on the phone with Kimmy Ramblestrip. But don't tell the It'sAWife.

My first thought was, "Awwwwwww!" But then I began to wonder what he might want. So, since I have to drive 40 miles in the evening (unless I want to sleep at the lab) I decided I'd use that time for something productive tonight, and come up with a list of possibilites. In no particular order:

10 Reasons Evil Glenn May Wish to Sacrifice His Debbie Gibson Albums for 10 Minutes on the Phone With Me

1. To agree with my assessment that Senator Byrd could be Yoda's stunt double. Or vice-versa.
2. To see if it's possible for me to teach him to clog over the phone. (I mean clog as in dancing, not as in "up the plumbing". It's likely that he already knows how to do that. Also, if you want to see me clog in my giant, fluffy dress, that link is the one you need to click.)
3. To duet on I Wanna Be a Cowboy by Boys Don't Cry, or ...
4. ... to hear me sing In Da Club by Fitty Cent (the edited version, because what about the chirrun??) really loud. And I do rock that one, but no other human gets to hear it.
5. He has a microbiology test next week and needs serious help.
6. To motivate me to finish my thesis. (I'm going to finish it before I start medical school. No, really. I'm going to finish it when everyone LEAST EXPECTS IT.)
7. So he can finally let out two years' worth of pent-up squeeeeeeeeee-ing over Clay Aiken. (Warning - there's crazy in that there link.)
8. To make fun of my hick accent, and then say that he can't believe someone who sounds like me is smart enough to have people's lives in their hands someday.
9. To convince me that Bo Bice should indeed be MY American Idol.
10. To use "irregardless", "unthaw", "I gave 110%", "I could care less", "let's see if we can't do blahblahblah", and "Blah blahdeblah verb to you and I" in a sentence, just to watch me really flip out.