Does this mean I have to stop ordering in Tagalog at drive-thrus?

Too. Many. Possible. Jokes!

W.Va. Makes English Its Official Language

The language amendment was quietly inserted into a bill addressing the number of members that cities can appoint to boards of parks and recreation. Among mundane details about record-keeping, the amendment adds the provision that "English shall be the official language of the State of West Virginia."

I guess I'll have to be rude to telemarkets in something other than freaky-deaky Dutch, then. And can I still answer the phone in Pig Latin? Or make Sunday morning prayer requests in ebonics? I need someone to clarify the implications of this.