I say 'y'all' and stuff.

I have no idea what the basis for this little linguistics test is, nor do I care. Stolen from Blue Goldfish:

American English Dialect Test

Whoop-dee-doo. Now that I have successfully broken my dialect into percentages, I think I'll go back to bed - I have a sore throat and achiness which rudely woke me up at an evil hour. Evil looks like 6:30AM only when you don't go to sleep until 3:00AM. But first, I'll send that link to Scott - he loves percentages.

Oh, and I'll post which one of these is false on Saturday. I know you're all on the edge of your seats, but at least TRY to get something productive done today, okay? :-)