Ixnay on the Ieferkay Illingkay. K? A preventative post

Last night as I was watching The Simpsons, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, and The Sketch Show (which is mostly funny, actually, although you do have to endure Chloe / Mary Lynn Rajskub / Potato Face, sometimes wearing shorts in that length that is flattering on no one) I saw about 75 commercials for tonight's 24, which is supposed to have a twist that is just shocking, SHOCKING! Sometime around commercial #74, it finally hit me what the shocking, SHOCKING twist could be, and just let me say:

Dear TPTB at Fox,
Do not kill Kiefer. I mean it.
Love,
Kim

I really mean it. H - e - double-hockey-sticks hath no fury like a woman whose Kiefer hath been killed. If you must kill someone in order to be shocking, SHOCKING, please allow me to offer up Tony McCrookedFace as a sacrificial victim. And it would be good if you wouldn't maim Kiefer either. I mean, a one-handed or a one-footed Kiefer is better than no Kiefer at all, but I'd rather not have to endure the maiming. The season finale of Season 3 (link contains spoilers, obviously) physically hurt me, so I don't want to do that again unless absolutely necessary.

Seriously, they'd better not kill Kiefer.

I'm gonna be mad if they kill Kiefer.

Especially if they allow Tony "Look at Me, My Face Isn't Quite Symmetrical!" WhateverHisLastNameIs to live.

I'm not kidding.

And I just might cry too.