Jimmy Fallon may cause babbling.

Jimmy Fallon is a guest on Conan O'Brien tonight. I think my head may explode, because I adore both of them. I adore Jimmy Fallon so much that I let him by with a ridiculous amount of crap, like Taxi, which I enjoyed solely because he was in it (and to a lesser extent, Queen Latifah - I let her get away with stupid movies as well).

Ah, Jimmy. He and Darryl Hammond were the sole goodness of SNL after Fred Armisen debuted his crapiness. Boooooo, Fred Armisen, Destroyer of SNL. RARRRRRR! In contrast, when Fred Armisen was a guest on Conan, he thought that by talking about monkeys, it would automatically make him funny. It did not.

Awww, look at Jimmy all fidgety. He's so cute. It's a good thing that Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle wasn't Harold and Kumar and Jimmy Go to White Castle, because then I would be forced to like it, and it was just so very bad. See, Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a. Doogie, a.k.a. my past future husband) is not supposed to say those words EVER. Those words killed a little child in me.

I am going to like Fever Pitch even though Drew Barrymore tends to annoy me, I can already tell. Unless Fred Armisen has a cameo. Booooo, Fred Armisen. Also, boooooooo American Idol voters!! Who is voting for [thuggish person who was NOT voted off but should have been and shall not be named lest I accidentally spoiler someone] and why do you hate me? Why?