The one of those things that isn't like the other

Okay, here's where I expound on those ten statements:

1. I once cut my hair in my sleep.
   FALSE. I am a serial hair-cutter, but I do it when I'm awake, contrary to popular belief. So even if the length of my bangs makes me look like I'm seven, I promise I did it when I was conscious. Maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud.


2. I've never been in a bar.
   This is true. And according to one commenter, this means I suck. Oh well. I was just never interested in the whole bar/drinking thing - I'd rather go to a movie or out to dinner or something. Plus, I hate the smell of cigarette smoke.


3. I've dented a car door with my rear end.
   True. Right after leaving home one morning, I discovered that the passenger door was open, so I got out and gave it a little nudge with my rear, and ended up with a crater in the door. Whoops. And that was in high school too, before my posterior threatened to join forces with my sausage arms to become the Adipose Monster that Ate West Virginia and the Surrounding Tri-State Area. (I know, I've used that before, but it amuses me.) That sounds like a fabulous title for a B-movie to be narrated by the MST3K crew, doesn't it?


4. I was president of my senior class in high school.
   True. (Sorry Mia, I have to keep some level of mystery about me, you know?) This meant basically nothing, except that I'll plan reunions and I also spoke at graduation:
   
   Notice that my mortarboard wouldn't fit on my giant head, so I had to attach it to my occipital lobe area with about 107 bobby pins.


5. I'm flat-footed.
   True. Apparently I already said this once, which Joe helpfully pointed out in comments - oops. Scott disputed this one - he called into question the degree of flatness of my foot, and demanded to know who told me it was flat, what experimental method they used, and if the findings were reported in a peer-reviewed publication. Just kidding about half of that.


6. I had a drawing published in Highlights magazine when I was six.
   True:
   
   Unfortunately, my artistic ability peaked when I was six. Oh well.


7. I backed my car out of the garage without opening the door twice in one weekend.
   True. Scott and I had had a scary (for me, not him) organic chemistry II exam on Thursday evening, and then we had some physics homework due on Friday morning. So after the exam, I stopped at his house to do the homework, and didn't get home until really late. The next morning, the part of my brain that knows you're supposed to hit the little button BEFORE you put the vehicle in reverse was still asleep. And then I did the same thing on Sunday morning when I was leaving for church. My dad has done this several times himself, though, so nobody got mad at me. Heh.


8. The first R-rated movie I saw in the theater was Terminator 2.
   This is true. And songstress, I was underage - nice logic, though. :-) I don't think the violence scarred me for life, which is more than I can say for my ex-dermatologist. Maybe I'll spin that yarn sometime.


9. My only B in high school was in geometry.
   True. And I'm still mad about it. Just looking at a triangle makes me all irate, and so does the word "corollary".


10. I'm allergic to tree nuts.
    True, and haaaaaaaa! I totally fooled those of you that I met through the fandom of a certain ex-American Idol contestant, didn't I? I didn't even mean to do that, but after a couple of you guessed #10, I realized what was going on. Sorry about that.

Unfortunately, nobody guessed correctly, so I get to keep all of my cool stuff. Yay!

In conclusion, this post did send me some traffic from Jennifer, though, which was fun.