Zell Miller's Red State Reality Race

I'm listening to Sean Hannity, and he is somewhere-or-other with Zell Miller, who just said something that amused me. There's a guy in the audience wearing a shirt that says "A vote for Bush is a vote for Bin Laden" and Sen. Miller said that instead of the Iowa caucuses, they should start all Democratic presidential hopefuls somewhere in Georgia, wearing shirts like that one and caps that say "Country Music Sucks", in addition to a big Michael Moore button. Then let them hitch rides from there all the way to Des Moines (they can only be picked up by pickup trucks, of course) and whoever makes it safely is declared the Democratic nominee. He called it the Red State Reality Race.

Heh.

Zell Miller's a little crazy (and Will Forte does a hilarious Zell Miller, complete with the bulging forehead vein and the red, on-the-verge-of-exploding face) but I like him.