Another preventative post, directed at TPTB at Fox

Look here, Fox. About a month ago, when I issued the "Don't kill Kiefer" directive? I meant it then, and I still mean it. I'm going to be really mad if you kill Kiefer. And if you send him to Siberia, I will also be mad. So don't kill Kiefer, or I will be forced to unleash my wrath on you.

In other news, I almost unleashed my wrath on my mom, as she and I were making strawberry jam during the first hour of the 24 finale. I was mashing strawberries, trying desperately to hear the TV over the fan in the kitchen, and the rattle-rattle-rattle-CRASH of jars and lids, in addition to Mom's commentary. "Hey, is this a show about the president? Of the United States? Look, it's the Allstate insurance guy! Is he the president? I thought he was an Allstate insurance guy? Is that Avril Lavigne wearing a black wig? I always thought she was probably a terrorist." (Okay, I added in that last bit about Avril.)

They'd better not kill Kiefer. Or send him to Siberia. Seriously.

UPDATE: Just so we're clear - do not. I mean it. Also, this wimpy, stand-for-nothing president character (not President Palmer) sucks. That is all.