Haaaaa! Let's point and laugh at the famous people!

I was perusing People's photo section, and saw a few that I thought needed captions or at least a comment. Not that I'm anywhere near the same humor caliber as the Snarkywood girls - but I was inspired, and I can still point and laugh. They'll never take that away from me! Never!

"Did I REALLY name my children Hazel and Phinnaeus? Why did I do that?"

"Where's Tom? Oh no, I hope I didn't squish him under my shoe. But really, what does he expect when he's always crouching like that? He's so close to the ground anyway, the freak."

Jessica Simpson's clothes are fourteen sizes too big and she looks like a Munchkin. And finally, I must point out that Lindsey Lohan and Mary Kate Olsen are wearing a ridiculous amount of clothing:

  

Why do these celebrities turn themselves into exoskeletons and then proceed to wear seven layers of clothing to look bulkier? I don't understand. I probably never will. Unless they're trying to get back at someone, like Joey's revenge strategery in The One Where No One's Ready - "Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?" Heh.