I am a giant doofus, part II

I made some changes to my template on Friday, and since then, I noticed my traffic has taken a total nosedive - like, decreased five-fold. I finally figured out what's going on - I accidentally deleted the last few lines of my template, which included my Nedstat and my Sitemeter codes. Duh! I just thought nobody loved me anymore. :-( The only hits that were getting counted were the ones resulting from people visiting single-post pages from any day before May 6.

Anyway, now I feel better! But I still don't know where D.L. Hughley's eyebrows are. Don't say "above his eyes, stupid!" because I've already looked there. I've looked everywhere. I can't find them.

ETA that the Bonfire of the Vanities #97 is up. (That's another carnival, showcasing people's worst posts for the week. And if you go over there and hear something about a Sith cat peeing in my shoes, that's an OUTRAGEOUS LIE. I think it was just a regular cat. But that may be a lie too.)