Lindsey Lohan's doing her opening monologue on SNL, and I was thinking, "Ugh, she looks kind of awful. And she reminds me of someone - who is it? Hmmm - who is it? Oh, I know! It's DONATELLA VERSACE." That is NOT a good thing. Something that is a good thing? Coldplay. I hope they sing Fix You, so I can make an mp3 of it that is complete and doesn't have dramatic voice-overs by the O.C. cast. Nothing against the O.C. cast, of course, except Julie Cooper Nichol - who is able to kill with ONLY HER MIND.

UPDATE (12:45AM) - Yippeeeee! They ARE singing Fix You. This song is beautiful, though it's no The Scientist, one of my favorite songs ever (which also happens to be a Coldplay song.) I'll put up a link to the mp3 of the SNL performance of Fix You later, after I get around to making one. Also, Chris Martin is making scary faces at me. Stop that, Chris Martin. Oh, and why I have your attention - why on earth did you let Gwyneth name your kid "Apple"? That was just wrong.

UPDATE (5/22, 8:55PM) - Okay, I uploaded a live version of Fix You as performed on SNL last night. Because my bandwidth for the month is about to run out, I used YouSendIt to upload the file - the download link will expire after 7 days or 25 downloads, whichever comes first. So if you want the mp3, click on this link, then follow the instructions.