So, Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwegger got married? Well. Hm. Huh. That's ... well ... huh. Anyway, whatever. Okay.

I don't know - she thinks his tractor's sexy? He likes translucent girls, especially ones with shoulder blades that aren't allowed on airplanes? I don't know.

Kenny Chesney, though - rowr. Rowr, even though he reminds me of a cross between the guy who did something to me that was so inconsiderate that it remains the crappiest thing anyone has done to me*, and Scott's brother, which results in a disturbing chimera indeed.

*I'll share, if anybody cares. It's not anything huge, but man, it hurt.

UPDATE: Le Fuzz is having a similar reaction, except fuzzier.