Someone get Phil some conditioner, please!

It appears that Phil Spector is involved in some sort of murderous activities, allegedly. He hunts B-movie actresses for sport or something.

BUT.

Look. At. His. HAIR. Look at it!

What is it? Why is it? HOW is it? And where is it, because I want to make sure I'm someplace else entirely. Oh my goodness. It's like what Justin Guarini would look like if (let's fast-forward about 50 years, okay?) he underwent a botched operation to transform himself into Bea Arthur, then crashed into the offspring of Gene Wilder and whats-her-face from The Weakest Link. And then got stuck in a wind tunnel, and then put on a bad outfit with giant buttons and went to court.

Or, maybe Phil went to the Donald Trump School of How to Make Your Hair Look Like a Living Entity All Its Own. I'm scared. Yet also completely amused.

HT: Wizbang