Things not to include in my obituary.

I was reading the newspaper this morning and as I skimmed the obituaries (I'm not old enough to read the obituaries first, in their entirety!) I saw something that I had to read twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things. One woman's obituary started out normally, and then said something like, "She was a member of blahdeblah church, founder of such-and-such theater group, and was a big fan of Clay Aiken." HUH? For the love of all that's good and pure, DO NOT include that in my obituary. PLEASE! Not anything similar either - "She was a student at something-or-other School of Medicine and she got all excited when a Boy Meets World marathon was on ABC Family." Sheesh.

There was also something entertaining in the police blotter - someone reported a burglary, and the only thing missing was about $15.00 in frozen dinners. Heh.