Maribeth at The Smart Bohemian has made me furious. FURIOUS!

I keep forgetting to say that. Do you know why I'm furious? Because she brought to my attention the existence of this:

Even if the magic of Anthony cannot penetrate your dark and hardened soul, you must admit that in a universe where Jim Verraros has been given the opportunity to record an album of dance music about gay sex (which, praise God, his parents will never hear), Anthony has a bright and prosperous future.

Why, maribeth, WHY? I thought you liked me! I thought we were friends! And now you've gone and caused a part of me to DIE! And I think it's the part that was motivated to finish my thesis!

Oh, WHYYYYYYYYY????!!!

Aside from killing a part of my innocence as well as a part of my soul, I really like maribeth's blog. And she hardly ever does that killing stuff, so I can probably forgive her, after I've gouged out my eyes with something around the lab here. Oh happy scalpel!