Why I am talking so much about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Why?

I don't know the answer to that question. But anyway, apparently they're engaged. (Or, Katie's transformation is almost complete, however you want to put it.) Because they're in luuuuuuurve, or whatever. And tomorrow, I'll wake up to discover that I've inadvertently turned myself into a Fraggle.

In a related story, this apparel will be funny for about five minutes, until sometime in mid-2023, when VH1 will love it: http://www.freekatie.net/ (HT: the Phat Phree)

Actually, in true VH1 fashion, they'll probably rush the vintageness of it and try to make it cool next week, with some comedian in front of a crazy background going, "Remember those 'Free Katie' shirts? Man, those were EVERYWHERE. Because Katie was all, 'Helllllp meeeeeee!'"

Which reminds me, why haven't I found a Goonies Never Say Die shirt yet? There has to be one somewhere. That really makes me mad.