He's aliiiiiive!

Hooray! It seems that my friend Chris has, happily, escaped the time-space continuum and made a couple of blog posts. When he actually posts, he's a funny guy. Maybe I think he's funny because he's the male version of me - Mr. Me, if you will. He's what you get if you take one of my X chromosomes and erase the bottom right leg to make a Y. Hmmm ... looks like you'd also have to tilt it a little bit after the erasure. (Erasure! I need to discover / A little something to make me sweeter* ...)

Anyway, I'm babbling. My point is, go check Mr. Me out. He's talking innies/outies (no relation to belly buttons), a wall of beef jerky, and fake vampires who are so not bearing the seed of the Antichrist.

Good stuff.

*Here's A Little Respect on iTunes, if you're like me and you're trying to collect every song you've ever heard.