The HOOAH! bar

For some reason, this is tickling me to death. Maybe it's just because I like saying "HOOAH! Hooooooo-ah! HOO! AH!" From Medgadget, via GruntDoc, I present to you - the HOOAH! bar

The U.S. military needed a performance nutrition bar for the toughest customer in the world - the American soldier. No bar on the market was up to the challenge. So it created the HOOAH! bar. The HOOAH! bar's mission: to "improve the physical and mental performance of soldiers during sustained operations and under all climatic conditions."

Soldiers are using it at this very moment, in the far corners of the world.

And now it's available for everyone. Whether you're hiking 30 miles in the woods, battling a deadline at work, or commanding a platoon of unruly children at home, HOOAH! helps you soldier through.

That is awesome. But I wonder if eating a HOOAH! bar makes certain liberals "support" you, while at the same time calling you a Nazi and your commander-in-chief a terrorist, and hoping that you fail miserably on a mission that is evil and wrong? Hmmm.

At any rate, you can get your HOOAH! on at Amazon.