Whiiiiiiiiiine!

So I have no electricity. Well, currently I have electricity because Dad has the (extremely loud) generator running, but it won't power the air conditioner. And it's HOT, y'all.

Today's forecast:

So this is a fine time to have no air conditioning. A FINE TIME. When it comes to temperature, I'm a total wuss and also a baby. A BABY. I want my controlled temperature and controlled humidity and I want it now. NOW! Otherwise, I start repeating stuff that I say, in all caps. I think it's a side effect of the brain boilage. THE BRAIN BOILAGE. And I had stuff I wanted to say, too, but I'm too hot. TOO HOT. And that's not cool. NOT COOL. Mmmmmm, coooooooool ....

Something else the generator doesn't power? The cable. So I can't watch Katie Couric awkwardly flirt with people. Boo. BOO!