Celebrities who do not need reality shows

I just woke up from this horrible dream - Uncle Kracker had a reality show and I WAS WATCHING IT.

Oh no no no. That CAN'T be real, it's too horrifyingly unneccessary. Mommy!

In a somewhat related note, I tend to get Uncle Kracker confused with Kid Rock. Kind of like my Al Pacino/Robert De Niro confusion. And the Jodie Foster/Holly Hunter mixup. And the indistinguishibility of Vin Diesel and Vern Troyer. Just kidding about that one. This is where you're supposed to laugh. I mean, whenever you finish screaming in terror over the fact that Uncle Kracker's life is supposed to be quality programming.

There are more famous people who I have conveniently melded into the same person, but I can't think of any more at the moment. Does anybody else do that, or is it just me?