I think I might be dating Nicole Richie.

Some time ago I wrote a post about how I think I'm dating Bill Nye the Science Guy. Scott, bless his heart, never misses an opportunity to turn something into a science lesson. The other day we were driving somewhere and I noticed a wheel or fan or something with rotating blades on the back of another vehicle, and said that it must be the wind. (Please forgive me if that's idiotic, but I've tried to erase the horror that was physics from my mind.)

So Bill Nye says, "Why do you think that? Why would the wind make those blades turn?" I explained, "Bleeearrrrgghhhhhhh!" And then he said something about parallel somethings and curves and velocities and blahdeblah purple monkey dishwasher. I do love him, though. He blinded me with science. I'm just glad that he's not hanging out with Ellen DeGeneres in the Universe of Energy.

But NOW, I read on The Superficial that Nicole Richie and her buddies were making fun of Cameron Diaz's looks. And Scott just happens to think that Cameron Diaz is the most unfortunate-looking woman on the planet. (That is, of course, if someone has already knocked Julia Roberts into orbit.)

So anyway, Scott has something in common with Nicole Richie. I'm a little disturbed by that.