I'm starting to rethink my position on human cloning - I could use a couple more of myself right now. And it would be good if the clones were smarter and also less sleepy. Oh, and without the sausage arms. To polish off my perfect clones, their DNA should not be mutated so that their pancreases (pancreii?) would refrain from digesting themselves during periods of stress - it is MOST inconvenient.

[random] I always thought Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms would make more sense and be an even better song if it were "Hey Chelsea". [/random]

One more thing - does anybody know where the line, "I'm the drummer from Pearl Jam" comes from? I had a friend in high school who used to say that occasionally, but I've been trying to remember the context and I can't at all. Of course, that same friend also sent me a story once that he'd written (he sent it in the actual postal mail when we were in about 10th grade) about a dog named Chicken who worked in a cheese factory and fell in a vat of cheese. So he was a creative sort - maybe he just made something up about the drummer from Pearl Jam. Anyway - that is all.