Urine Power

Okay, now this? Is just fantastic for someone like me. I mean, I have to pee every five seconds anyway (which probably is directly related to the large amount of water, diet Pepsi, more water, Red Bull, and water that I drink) so I could just strap some sort of battery-powered hovercraft to my back and buzz all over the place. Could help alleviate some of the gas price woes, which, of COURSE, are [gratuitous link to "Liberal Larry" because I love him] GW's fault. [/gratuitous link]

Speaking of Liberal Larry, he's being hilarious about Cindy Sheehan, whose message seems to change on the order of every seven seconds. (By the way, don't whine at me in my comments and defend Cindy Sheehan. I have no idea what it feels like to lose a child. But I think this woman has gone completely berserko. And the way the media has latched onto her drives me nuts.)

Okay, I have to go. I have to pee. And also? The automatic-flushing toilets at the medical school sound like you've just flushed a cat. Kind of like, "Rrrrrrowr!" That is all.

HT to Drudge for the battery link. I told you I was going to be random for awhile. And why am I awake, anyway?