Party all the time ALL THE TIME

I've had Eddie Murphy's unfortunate foray into the music business, Party All the Time, stuck in my head for two days now. And I've been unable to pinpoint exactly what I did to deserve to have such a thing percolating through my brain.

More to the point - why, Eddie Murphy? Why did you have to sing, Eddie Murphy? People liked you, you were funny, a successful actor - was it really necessary to cross entertainment genres? That usually doesn't fare well (see: Carey, Mariah and "Glitter"). Here's what I think. Eddie Murphy should not have sung then, he should not sing now, and he should not sing ever, anywhere, anymore. Because what happens is - he sings, and then fifteen years later, he makes movies like The Adventures of Pluto Nash. And nobody wants that, really they don't.

You know what the worst part is? I only know one line. ONE LINE! "Party all the time", that's all I know. I don't even know if at the end of the song, Eddie decided it would be good to only party every once in awhile and maybe contribute to society instead. Whatever. Anyway, I fear that I will jam a sharp object into my auditory canal if this continues.

And there is a piece missing out of the sidewalk in front of the medical school that I think looks like an anterior fontanelle. My best medical school friend, however, thinks it resembles an anterior cruciate ligament. We'll just have to agree to disagree. The end.