The Redneck-iest Christmas Decoration of Them All

Scott sent me an email today with this image attached, and informed me that he needs the Christmas decoration pictured.

I've said it before on related things, and I'll say it again - no, just no. Although, like the deer butt-bell, it's funny. But still, no.

On second thought, seeing how we don't live in the same house and there are no rings on anyone's fingers, he can have whatever crazy redneck Christmas decoration he wants. :-)

You know, this is the kind of thing that would probably amuse Preston, Evil Whitey, Basil, and Chris. That is, if any of them came to visit me anymore. *cries* Actually, Basil and Chris do, so the crying doesn't apply to them. But Evil Whitey and Preston? You MADE ME CRY. How do you like THAT?