Bikes that are not pipe bombs

I heard this on our local news yesterday, and thought it was too amusing to keep to myself. I'm always on the lookout for people who do more stupid things than I do (i.e., getting locked between two doors, or more recently, ripping off half of my face.) And I have a new one (well, actually, it goes between the ripping and the getting trapped - so I'll just call it "untold" instead of "new".) I'll air my stupidity for the world to see later.

For now - let's say you're 28-year-old Ohio University graduate student Patrick K. Hanlin, and you love a certain punk band with the moniker This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb. You want to be a supportive little punk fan and you get yourself a punk bumper sticker. "Where to place this punk sticker?" you pontificate, until suddenly it hits you - "I know! On my punk BICYCLE! Because everyone knows this obscure band (they've been around since the 90s, after all) and would NEVER evacuate buildings on a college campus just because my stickered bike is parked nearby."

Duh.

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