Okay, SERIOUSLY.

I'm losing patience with y'all. I'm trying to send someone stuff, and nobody's paying attention. Everybody just shows up searching for "controversial songs expressing Clay Aiken's opinion" (huh?) and takes no notice of the counter. And do you know what it's done to me? It's made me bored with the whole idea. So here's what we'll do.

Check the counter - if it's close to 55,000 (and I mean close - not like, 54,625) send me a screencap*, and if you're the closest, I am going to send you something, darn it all. I promise it won't be my pancreas, or anything else gross. Although I would like to get rid of my stupid and evil pancreas.

Do you know what else? When we have group discussions for one class or the other, I always leave feeling like a complete idiot. I just felt like sharing.

And something else? After tests, there are people who get together and play some sport or another and then there's a group that goes drinking. Well, I do neither of those things. I wish there was a third group that would go to dinner or a movie or something post-test - you know, something that's fun and relaxing that doesn't involve being drunk or me throwing a ball backwards. (When it's supposed to go forward. Because that's what I do - I throw stuff backwards. Like rocks. Just ask my cousin Jonathan - if you're lucky, he'll point to his fractured skull.) That's all.

*I've said this before but I'll say it again - to do a screencap, hold down "ctrl" and "print screen" on the keyboard, then open Microsoft Word or an image editor or something - or maybe even an email, depending on your email client - and then hold down "ctrl" and "v". Then, off it goes.