I cannot imagine doing this.

Now that I have time to actually read magazines - I read in my August issue of Fitness that some dentists are offering prosthetic teeth to match those of celebrities (i.e., Tom Cruise, Sarah Jessica Parker, Gwyneth Paltrow, Halle Berry, Britney Spears.) Shelling out $2,500 to $3,600 just so I can have fake famous teeth to snap over my perfectly good teeth seems totally bizarre. I'm sure Scott would fall in love all over again if we went out to dinner and I removed my teeth and let them sit in a glass of water for the duration of the meal. Ack.

I wonder if wearing Halle Berry's teeth would make one say incomprehensible things like this (from last week's People):

People: What's your take on 2004's massive box-office flop Catwoman?
HB: I thought it was a chance for a female heroine to helm her own movie and franchise - what great things that would do for women. [Okay, that part makes sense. Just hang on.] But it missed. You just put on your big-girl panties and deal with it.

Er - what's that mean? I guess if you're really, really, ridiculously good-looking, you can say weird things about big-girl panties and people don't really care what you're talking about.