I thought Paris Hilton was a no-trick pony?

So this was on AOL's main screen yesterday:

First of all, I didn't know Paris Hilton had a "trick" in the first place. I thought she was just famous and everywhere because she's an heiress - not because she's smart or talented or any such thing. All she did was be born, which completely doesn't impress me.

Second of all, a steamy video? They talk about it like it's something new - I thought she already had one of those. Oh well, I have ignored the entire world (except for American Idol) for a whole year.

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