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Monday, July 31, 2006

Random 10 - 1-hit wonders

So, here's 10 one-hit wonders. I know what they are. Do you know what they are? And coincidentally, a lot of them are from the 80s. Why are there so many 1980s one-hit wonders? A question for the ages. Anyway, no Googling! And again, I'll give the person with the most correct guesses a song from iTunes. Hooray! (Sooper-sekrit message to Chris - email me, man! I've got a 99 cent gift for you! You don't get those everyday. And if you want something like Rump Shaker, by golly, I'll buy you Rump Shaker. Have no shame.)

  1. You're on a mission and you're wishin' someone could cure you're lonely condition. You're lookin for love in all the wrong places, not fine girls, just ugly faces.
  2. Now in the street there is violence, and lots of work to be done. No place to hang out our washing, and I can't blame all on the sun.
  3. Got to make a move to a town that's right for me. Time to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy.
  4. That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow, and she said, "No huggy, no kissy, until I get a wedding vow."
  5. Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper. Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper).
  6. Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white.
  7. Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure. Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees. I'm between the poles and the equator - don't send no private investigator to find me please, 'less he speaks Chinese, and can dance like Astaire overseas.
  8. I asked her her name, she said, "Blah blah blah." She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.
  9. I was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street, l-a-t-e-r that week. My sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats - an incredible eight foot heap.
  10. You want it all but you can't have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it. It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin. It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win.

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