I've always wanted bronzed baby poop - doesn't everyone?

This is just ridiculous. I have no words, there are too many jokes and I can't pick just one.

The Excremental Suri

I just don't see how that's necessary. Maybe a quote from the "artist" will clear things up:

"Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby's first meal of solid food may be a baby's first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family."

Or perhaps not.

The Superficial says it funnier than me, of course.