Suri Cruise may be Asian

That's pretty much all I have to say about that - I guess it took awhile to make her debut because the wee baby toupee was backordered, and that delayed the whole shipment - baby and all.

On a more postive note, she is pretty cute. Maybe I should check out www.suspiciouslyasianbabies.com for myself when I'm ready for that whole mom thing. (Which will be after I finish the medical school thing, when I'm one of those doctor things.) I wonder if they throw in the camera-ready hair for free?

Too bad Tom is going to raise her as a crazy scientologist.

HT: The Superficial

Speaking of crazy scientologists - John Travolta, what are you DOING? Why are you wearing a dress, makeup, a female wig, and an unfortunate couch cover? I mean, really, why? Did they run out of female actresses in Hollywood or something?

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except that there is. I think I'm going to have nightmares.

HT for Johnetta: I Watch Stuff