Things that are funny at 2 A.M.

So I'm finishing up tomorrow morning's Sunday School bulletin (nothing like last minute, eh?) and I cannot stop giggling at the joke that I'm using in the "Holy Humor" section, so I thought I'd share it. Of course, it may be funnier in these wee morning hours, so if you don't find it funny at noon, don't blame me.

A children’s Sunday School class was presenting their end of the year program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus.

When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said, "Yes, Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead!" The teacher urged him to tell more. He said, "Well, Jesus told them to open the tomb, and then He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good thing He didn't just say 'Come out!' because there would have been a giant stampede of dead guys."

In other news, Scott and I (and Michael and Kristen) saw Gridiron Gang tonight, and I have concluded that I need The Rock to show up prior to each of my exams, and give me a motivational speech. I wonder how much that would cost me?

Oh, and after the movie? I got all tangled up in an unruly mess of short people.