Calling all medical students that are more intelligent than me (i.e., calling ALL medical students)

I sent this exact message to my class, because I'm too lazy to type the message twice. Yes I am.

Okay y'all - I was just wondering if anybody has some sort of magical trick for memorizing the 1,000,432 types of leukemia/lymphoma; or if anyone has perhaps fashioned a helpful chart or some such thing, because I am trying to stuff the information into my giant head, and it just won't go. It just. Won't. Go.

Please send all magic my way. I'd appreciate it. I'm even willing to chant and dance around if necessary.

Stupidface hematology.

*kicks hematology*

Translation for my British readers ...

Stupidface haematology.

*kicks haematology*

I'm done.