The search is NOT over. No, Survivor, it is not. Is not. Is not. Is not.

I have been looking for no less than 18 months for the SNL clip of John Goodman as Wilford Brimley - you know, when he's on the inexplicable horse and says things like, "I don't eat oatmeal - looks like someone else already ate it first" and "I don't even have diabetes - doctor just says I look like somebody who'd have it" and "I'm going to get off of this horse - actually, just onto a smaller horse, and then onto a large dog, and then just roll onto the ground."

At any rate, it's hilarious. I've set my Windows Media Center laptop to record every SNL that happens to run somewhere (on E!, or whatever) hoping to catch that clip. And I'm still looking.

But I was just perusing some of my friends on MySpace, and my cousin Nate has this little nugget of hilarity on his page - Wilford Brimley and his beetis. Or beetiz. Not sure which. Anyway, look here, this is funny.

Oh my freaking heck, that is funny. It almost makes up for having to hear "dia-BEET-EEES" ad nauseum. Y'all in my class know what I'm talking about.