Gabe: On applesauce and Jesus

Last Sunday, Gabe was in his Sunday School class for preschoolers, and the teacher was asking each of them what they would give Jesus to eat if He came to their house. Gabe, being the thoughtful kid that he is, ruminated on the question for a minute, like this:

He finally decided, "Applesauce." The teacher, being a witness to this obvious display of a thought process, had to ask why. Gabe, of course, knew why - or at least, he knows why he's supposed to eat HIS applesauce:

"So His tummy won't hurt and He'll be able to move His bowels."

Bwahahaha. Kids are so funny. I'm going to have to have some one of these days, when I'm finished killing myself trying to be a doctor. I think any kid that Scott and I produce will probably be Jimmy Neutron (animated and all, obviously.) Or, some artsy type that has no interest in science whatsoever.

In other news, pharmacology is the stuff of the devil. And a word to the wise - don't get an arrhythmia, because it will probably kill you. And all drugs for arrhythmias will probably kill you too. It's the worst kind of news, really.